I Am Reliably(?) Informed…
That May is Masturbation Month.
This will make May different from every other month of the year because…???
Are Bloggers Writers?
No. We lack the self-discipline and craftsmanship of the professional writer. Some of us may attain that level through practise, focus and hard work, but the role of writer is not inherent in the role of blogger.
Writers write, as the saying goes and, as Stephen King noted, the best of them would write […]
A Headline I Never Thought I’d Live To See
Defective Automatic Trousers Hurl Pilot From Plane. I came across this one when I was looking at that one. Whee.
This is What Happens
When you don’t feed the beast, the beast dies. I haven’t been feeding it enough, obviously. I’ve had a brutally busy week at work, plus I’ve been developing some other projects. Either that, or I ran out of things to say (years ago, you’ll say).
So…what’s up with Hugh Grant? Is he […]
Best Blog Name Ever
Uh-huh. A bit scattered, but he’s a baseball fan, so he can’t be all bad.
Well, This Is Exciting
Remember this? Seems we’re getting closer. I’d be very interested to know the atmospheric composition of this planet.
It’s close enough, at 20.5 light years, that a visit isn’t out of the question (not in my lifetime, of course). It’s not a place that humans could comfortably live. With a mass about […]
Here’s a Man Who Knows His Obsession
You have got to admire a man who knows what obsesses him and just goes with it.
Actually, Tom is providing a valuable service. Too often, things like the Ivory Billed Woodpecker discovery get into the popular press, where they are taken as fact (cold fusion, anyone?). Even if Tom Nelson turns out to […]
I Have Been Neglecting You
I know, I know. But I’ve been busy. No, really, I have.
American Idol
The judges were gushing in their praise of Jordin Sparks last night, and her performance of You’ll Never Walk Alone.
I hated it. Really hated it.
It was a monstrosity. It stunk.
It sucked…donkeys.
When did this happen? When was it carved […]
Followup To An Earlier Post
I asked some of you to check out this site:
Did any of you sign up? Did you write anything for them? What was the result? Did you make any money?
If you looked and didn’t sign up, why not? Did they want too much information? Were there too many hurdles that […]
I Feel I Should Say Something Provocative
Just to get your attention (look at me!). I’d wear something provocative, but it wouldn’t produce quite the effect for which I was aiming (yes, I really am that ugly).
So…what to talk about…
Yes, I was on Jeopardy!, as someone noted. Some day I might write about that, but not today.
Yes, I am an […]
