Reader Survey

Posted on April 4, 2007
Filed Under Customer Feedback |

The ads on this page:

  1. Give me a headache
  2. Add some much needed colour to an otherwise dull blog
  3. Piss me off
  4. Make me want to spend, spend, spend
  5. Schad, you’re such a whore

I read this blog because:

  1. It beats working
  2. I’ve been banned from everywhere else on the internet
  3. Schad pisses me off
  4. I have too much money and I want to spend it
  5. Schad, you’re such a whore

The thing I like best about this blog is:

  1. It beats working
  2. I haven’t been banned yet
  3. Schad pisses me off
  4. It gives me one more place to spend money
  5. Schad is such a whore

The thing I like least about this blog is:

  1. The articles are too short, so I still wind up working
  2. Nobody gets banned
  3. Schad pisses me off
  4. I have no money to spend
  5. Schad is such a whore

The best way to improve this blog would be:

  1. Longer articles (by a better writer)
  2. Ban me (ban everybody)
  3. Less Schad
  4. If I were paid to read it
  5. No Schad

Thank you for your feedback.

Comments

20 Responses to “Reader Survey”

  1. Thy Goddess on April 4th, 2007 11:30 am

    5
    5
    5
    3
    4

  2. Schadenfreude on April 4th, 2007 12:21 pm

    Love your new icon. Suits you.

  3. Archaeopteryx on April 4th, 2007 12:57 pm

    The best way to improve this blog would be:

    6) Those “eye candy” pictures on the right–more of them–make them bigger–less clothing–no, wait, I already know where that site is–disregard.

  4. Schadenfreude on April 4th, 2007 1:17 pm

    I’ve renamed that section. What do you think? Do you like it?

  5. Bite oftheweek on April 4th, 2007 1:53 pm

    The ads on this page:

    Schad, you’re such a whore

    I read this blog because:

    It beats working
    else on the internet
    Schad, you’re such a whore

    The thing I like best about this blog is:

    It beats working
    I haven’t been banned yet

    Schad is such a whore

    The thing I like least about this blog is:

    The articles are too short, so I still wind up working
    Nobody gets banned
    Schad pisses me off
    I have no money to spend
    Schad is such a whore

    The best way to improve this blog would be:

    If I were paid to read it

    or…the articles could be about me. That would definitely improve it.

    Thank you for your feedback.

    Another thing: You are so much nicer here. Not sure what to think about that, except that this blog has more of the real you coming out.

  6. Keifus on April 4th, 2007 1:55 pm

    5
    6 (ubiquitous feedbite), also 1
    1
    1
    4 (but about your articles, I just hate to follow links)

  7. Archaeopteryx on April 4th, 2007 2:40 pm

    Yes. The new title is much better.

  8. Thy Goddess on April 4th, 2007 3:02 pm

    Enough small talk.

    Now drop your pants.

  9. Dawn Coyote on April 4th, 2007 4:16 pm

    I like dooce’s ads. They’re the only ones I ever click on. I believe she had a bit of a legal battle to retain control over what went on her blog. I don’t know the details, but it sounded quite serious, in a “you signed a contract, so your ass is ours” kinda way.

    I do like eye-candy, though. Porn and flowers - stuff like that.

  10. Schadenfreude on April 4th, 2007 5:03 pm

    Who (or what) is dooce?

  11. topazz on April 4th, 2007 5:17 pm

    Allow me to add a little sparkle to your conversation here.

  12. Dawn Coyote on April 4th, 2007 5:33 pm

    dooce.

    She does photos of the dog (extra cute), photos of the kid (awww), changing mastheads (eye-candy), various links to interesting things (ever-changing), and (usually) tasteful, intruiging ads. Plus she’s got the comic/raunchy thing down.

    When she opens comments on a post (about every 2 weeks), the run up around 300-500.

    She made the word “dooced” famous by getting fired from her job in LA because of her blog. Now she doesn’t need a job. Neither does her husband, and they just bought a new house.

    Oh, and CNN interviewed her along with a bunch of others over the Time “Person of the Year” thing.

    You’ve been living under a rock, obviously.

  13. Schadenfreude on April 4th, 2007 6:32 pm

    Charming (no, really, I actually mean it this time).

  14. Dawn Coyote on April 4th, 2007 7:44 pm

    okay. I love the music ads. Well, the last two, anyway. The title made me click on them. Funny.

    That’s what I want: a blog experience.

    From dooce’s links: a new job for chango? (just click “next” until you run out of nexts)

  15. Schadenfreude on April 4th, 2007 7:54 pm

    Dawn:

    You seriously need to get laid.

  16. Dawn Coyote on April 4th, 2007 9:58 pm

    What, you’re running a stud service now, too?

    Geez, I’ll buy a book, okay?

  17. twiffer on April 5th, 2007 6:47 am

    The ads on this page:

    Give me a headache
    Schad, you’re such a whore

    I read this blog because:

    It beats working

    The thing I like best about this blog is:

    It beats working
    I haven’t been banned yet

    The thing I like least about this blog is:

    The articles are too short, so I still wind up working
    I have no money to spend

    The best way to improve this blog would be:

    If I were paid to read it

    oh, and the renaming of the photo section is brillant.

  18. Bite oftheweek on April 5th, 2007 3:18 pm

    Is it part of the patriarchy conspiracy that I can’t see anything but “loading” underneath it?

  19. Schadenfreude on April 5th, 2007 3:32 pm

    Bite:

    Your problem - no penis.

  20. Bite oftheweek on April 5th, 2007 7:29 pm

    oh, I have one, much like most women

    It’s just not physically attached to me.

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