Who’s Your Daddy?

Posted on April 10, 2007
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Blech! Why the fascination? Umm…everybody’s talking about it because everyone else is talking about it? That’s certainly why I’m talking about it.

But, then, I’m just as big a whore as a certain dead stripper/”actress” who shall remain nameless.

Update: At least it wasn’t the scummy lawyer’s baby, or Zsa Zsa’s baby-in-law (or whatever).

Photo courtesy of Tom Nardone

Comments

5 Responses to “Who’s Your Daddy?”

  1. rundeep on April 10th, 2007 2:14 pm

    As far as I can tell, it’s all about titillation. And I mean that.

  2. Thomas Paine on April 10th, 2007 2:18 pm

    And it is not as though her titils were all that special anyway!

  3. Grant Miller on April 10th, 2007 2:43 pm

    I’m sorry. What’s this about?

  4. Schadenfreude on April 10th, 2007 3:01 pm

    Hi, Grant.

    Said a lonely young hermit named Dave
    Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
    “I have to admit
    I’m a bit of a shit,
    But think of the money I save.”

  5. Thomas Paine on April 11th, 2007 9:24 am

    Shad

    Advice my father should have given me 40 years ago!

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