Starbucks Coffee - Blech.
Posted on June 15, 2007
Filed Under general misanthropy, global culture |
So, I went to my local Tim horton’s for a coffee this morning, and there was a lineup a block long. I’ve taken the day off work, and I have no intention of spending it in a coffee lineup, so I cruised around to Starbucks. I hate lineups enough that I’m willing to spend double to avoid them.Sure enough - no lineup at Starbucks. I haven’t been there in a long time and I’d forgotten just how bad their coffee is.
“Will that be Rat Poison or are you such a wimp that you’ll settle for Brutally Bitter? Well, nobody likes to look like a weinie early in the morning, so I manfully ordered the Rat Poison.
Seriously - why does anybody drink this shit? It’s hideous. No wonder everybody else was ordering lattes and cappucinos and other such hide the flavour type caffeinateed beverages.
By the way, the picture of Paris is just because…
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