Are All Southerners Boneheads?
Posted on June 27, 2007
Filed Under stupidity, shrug, weirdness |
The question has to be asked. Whenever I see a headline about someone waking up with a headache, I know what’s coming next.
I know he’s going to discover that he has been shot in the head. I know that there will be little or no damage to any important organ. And, I know that he will be in or from the southern US. Every goddamned time.
If you’re going to shoot a Southerner, don’t go for the head shot. Aim for the torso. Bigger target, and more important to him.
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