“Better Than The Original”

Posted on August 30, 2007
Filed Under paranoia, general misanthropy, illness |

If something bad ever happens to me, remind me never to sue in a German court.

Now that I think of it, I can think of a few people who would be better off if you replaced their heads with a lump of plastic.

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2 Responses to ““Better Than The Original””

  1. bite on August 30th, 2007 12:30 pm

    unbelievable.

    This is why I am terrified every time I have to have surgery.

  2. topazz on August 30th, 2007 5:01 pm

    you mean like this?

    OK. Enough of this. Here’s a couple scintillating topics, take yer pick:

    Celebrities you have encountered personally
    Sean Puffy Coombs: Pompous Talentless Asshole or Self-Marketing Genius
    Leona Helmsley: What if they DON’T scrub & polish her gravesite everyday, like she says to do, in her will? Huh? What she gonna do about it if they don’t?
    Is Ethel Kennedy still alive?

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