RIP Hank Medress
Duelling Puccinis
The pro:
The amateur:
American Idol
I know I said I wasn’t going to do reality TV, but Jesus Christ, Americans!! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Melinda Doolittle can sing. Blake Lewis can’t. It’s as simple as that.
Fucking idiots.
Failing the American Idol Audition
People who would never have made it to Hollywood:
Barry GibbNeil YoungBruce SpringsteenBob Dylan (Simon: Is this some kind of a joke?)Janis JoplinWillie NelsonLouis ArmstrongLouis PrimaJohnny HortonFrankie ValliAlanis MorrisetteChuck BerryMick Jagger
I Have Been Neglecting You
I know, I know. But I’ve been busy. No, really, I have.
American Idol
The judges were gushing in their praise of Jordin Sparks last night, and her performance of You’ll Never Walk Alone.
I hated it. Really hated it.
It was a monstrosity. It stunk.
It sucked…donkeys.
When did this happen? When was it carved […]
It Had to Happen
It was well past the right time for him to go. Every week on American Idol, there was one cringe-inducing segment when Sanjaya was called upon to sing. The little girls would scream, but not loudly enough to mask Sanjaya’s off-key warbling.
I don’t believe that it’s because he lacks the ability, or the […]
