Working for a Living is Unnatural Torture
Is there really any doubt?
Salaried employment interferes with our natural sleep cycles - where’s my goddamned afternoon nap? It forces us to spend our day among strangers, which naturally induces anxiety among humans. It forces us to be answerable to a near-stranger, who is quite likely to be stupider, less qualified and, now that I’m […]
Muay Thai
Last night, my son and I went to see a Muay Thai boxing match. This is not the sort of thing I usually do, but my nephew was fighting for the Canadian welterweight championship and I felt that he should have some family support there.
I hadn’t been to a match before, so I found some […]
It’s So Nice To Be Loved
So there I am, offering to give up my name, and not one of you, nobody, stops by to say, “No, Schad. You keep it. You’re just as good as that guy.” You know - you could lie to me.
Instead, I get crickets chirruping, and somebody bitching about a Peanuts comic, for God’s sake (I […]
Time to Retire This Name (Schadenfreude)
I’m not worthy.
All reasonable suggestions for a new pseudonym will be considered.
Now Why didn’t I Think Of That?
It’s nice to get the recognition, though.
Thank God the duck was all right.
Who Is Olga Swan?
And why is she talking about me?
