Working for a Living is Unnatural Torture
Is there really any doubt?
Salaried employment interferes with our natural sleep cycles - where’s my goddamned afternoon nap? It forces us to spend our day among strangers, which naturally induces anxiety among humans. It forces us to be answerable to a near-stranger, who is quite likely to be stupider, less qualified and, now that I’m […]
The Two Sweetest Words in the English Language
Retention Bonus (but only if you count blowjob as one word).
Money for not quitting a job that I had no intention of quitting. Lots of money.
Ahhhhhh……..
I have no idea why my work has been deemed essential (it isn’t), but it has. I assume I was put on the list by mistake. I’m […]
