Harry Potter Spoilerama
Annoying plot points:
Why would Voldemort leave his last remaining Horcrux so vulnerable that the near-squib Neville Longbottom could kill it with a single blow while his head was on fire?
After protecting the locket Horcrux with so many spells, enchantments, ghouls, ghosts, poisons and charms (not to mention on an island in the middle of a […]
Ratatouille
Well, Peter O’Toole’s voice was wonderful to hear, and always will be in any role. While there were funny moments in the film, I have to say that it was about half an inch away from being an effective horror film. Imagine your attic being infested with thousands of rats - then imagine your ceiling […]
On The Lot
Now that some of the weaker entrants have been weeded out, we are starting to see some real talent.
This week’s entries were short comedies, and two really stuck out as being polished, professional, and ready for prime time. Plus, they made me laugh, which always gets you points.
First up is Dr.-in-Law. It’s a tad cliché, […]
You Had To Know This Was Coming
John Travolta, never afraid to embarrass himself when it comes to his ‘religion’, now says that he agrees with Tom Cruise’s statements about psychiatry.
Undoubtedly, Kirstie Alley really believes obesity is caused by some sort of alien infestation but, hey, Jenny Craig pays well, so what the fuck.
Now, you have to give these guys credit. They […]
On the Lot
Found it again.
Click, Idiocracy & Monster House
Yeah, I know. I don’t really do movie reviews - at least not well. You should also note that I don’t do spoiler alerts, but I do do spoilers.
Click
When I was in the 7th grade, I got a terrible mark for a composition I did. The reason? Well, it turned out […]
