Main Stream Media

The problem with the media is not just that they suck, not just that they pander to the lowest common denominator, and not just they prize a pretty face above all other attributes.
The real problem is that they are proudly and aggressively stupid.  Witness this exchange with Dennis Kucinich:

Now, Kucinich is not exactly my cup […]

Working for a Living is Unnatural Torture

Is there really any doubt?
Salaried employment interferes with our natural sleep cycles - where’s my goddamned afternoon nap?  It forces us to spend our day among strangers, which naturally induces anxiety among humans.  It forces us to be answerable to a near-stranger, who is quite likely to be stupider, less qualified and, now that I’m […]

Damn! Creationists are Everywhere

And I was going to vote for this guy, too.  Yet another politician gets caught trying to make everybody happy and winds up upsetting everybody.
Why, John Tory, why?
Actually, I know why.  If you’re a complete ignoramus on the subject, then “teach the controversy” sounds quite sensible.  Both sides of the story and all that.
Except, in […]

No, No, Never, No Way in Hell

Not even to save my life.  Not in a million years.Nobody, but nobody, is performing a bilateral orchidectomy on this cowboy.
There is no pain sufficient to make me consider this as an option.
Jesus!  I think virtually all men, from any culture around the globe, will exhibit exactly the same facial expression when they read that […]

Obligatory Post

When you ask people to read your blog, you assume an obligation to give them something to read. The problem, of course, is that you don’t always have something to say.
Right now, I have nothing to say.
Except, maybe, that there is too such a thing as too much chocolate [burp].
PS. If you’re a […]