Muay Thai

Last night, my son and I went to see a Muay Thai boxing match.  This is not the sort of thing I usually do, but my nephew was fighting for the Canadian welterweight championship and I felt that he should have some family support there.
I hadn’t been to a match before, so I found some […]

Other Things I Stole

This was just so beautiful that it literally brought tears to my eyes. I had to have it. There’s something so satisfying about it. It just looks right.

Yes, I know the odds are very small of something like this happening in my lifetime, but I still like to think that we should […]

Women Only

Something to help you fight the patriarchy.
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Marketing Analysis

This blog is a failed experiment. My segment of the world-wide internet market (about 500 million people) consists of a sub-sub-niche so small and so specialized that I actually know people who have more children than I have readers.
All attempts to reach a larger audience have failed, and failed rather miserably (they take one […]

Financial Results - Q1, 2007

All figures in US$Period Ending March 31, 2007
Income Statement
Revenue $ 1.56Expenses $ 737.45
Profit/(Loss) ($ 735.89)
Balance Sheet
Assets
Accounts Receivable $ 1.56
Liabilities $ 0.00
Owner’s Equity
Investment $ 737.45Profit/(Loss) ($ 735.89)
Net Equity $ 1.56
Management Discussion & Analysis
Since launch this startup has increased its share of the growing blogger audience from 0% to 0.0001%, with the help of a surge in […]

Plasma TV

I finally broke down. I know it’s small - it’s only 42″ - but I love it anyway. I love my new surround sound, too - there, I’ve said it - I love them, I tell you. I love them both, and I don’t care who knows it.

Feeding the Beast

One of the problems with blogging is that you have to keep coming up with new ideas for new posts. If you don’t put up anything new, people will stop coming, and you will stop getting those little bong hits of approval (a stolen phrase - I’m absolutely bloody shameless) that you get from […]

The Two Sweetest Words in the English Language

Retention Bonus (but only if you count blowjob as one word).
Money for not quitting a job that I had no intention of quitting. Lots of money.
Ahhhhhh……..
I have no idea why my work has been deemed essential (it isn’t), but it has. I assume I was put on the list by mistake. I’m […]